Yeah, I know she’s not actually in the race.

(Although she seems to be the only person who isn’t.)

But I’ve seen a lot of movies.

And I know that she’s the only person ever to defeat Arnie.

(Batman is disqualified.  The movie where he beat Arnie gave me a physical pain in my head that lingers to this very day.)

Linda’s got the style, the class, and she totally knows what to do with an AK-47.

Where she stands on the issues:

General philosophy: “There is no fate but the one we make.”

On childrearing: “Raise your children like they’re going to grow up to lead a rebellion against a bunch of cyborgs.  Because, y’know, they might some day.”

On Arnie: “He’s a tough one, but he’s still vulnerable.  For example, I could drop him in a pit of molten lava or something.”

Hamilton for governor!