Biden’s probable acceptance speech.

Four score and seven years ago, our fathers brought forth upon this continent a new nation: conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.

I say to you today, my friends, so even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream.

And so, my fellow Americans: ask not what your country can do for you - ask what you can do for your country.

And I say this even though it is a period of civil war in the galaxy, in the sense that a brave Alliance of underground freedom fighters has challenged the tyranny and oppression of the awesome galactic empire.

So anyway, so long. And thanks for all the fish.