Tommy Tutone: “Jenny, I got your number, I don’t think you mind—867-5309.”

Jenny: “I wouldn’t have minded, except you shared it with the world and now every jerkoff with a phone calls me.  Thanks, assbag.”

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Dexy’s Midnight Runners: “Come on, Eileen.”

Eileen: “Okay.  Wait a minute—who are you, again?”

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Starship: “Sara, there’s storms brewing in your eyes.”

Sarah: “Jesus, I had a loose contact—get over it, drama queen.”

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Steve Perry: “Oh Sherrie, I should’ve been gone.”

Sherrie: “Agreed.  Fortunately, that single expedited the process.  Hope you’re having a nice…Journey.”

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Michael Jackson: “Billie Jean is not my lover. She’s just a girl who claims that I am the one--but the kid is not my son.”

Billie Jean: “In retrospect…thank God.”