Bed bug.

Sometimes I’m told that I don’t like to try new things in bed. But that’s just not true.  Sometimes I sleep on my side. Sometimes I sleep on my stomach. Sometimes I stack up the pillows behind my neck. Sometimes I elevate my legs using a highly sophisticated array of matching blankets and throw cushions.

Clearly, comments like this simply suggest people projecting their own feelings about themselves.  And it forces me to say, hey, no need to blame me for your own lack of adventure. Come join me way out here on the precipice, where I like to say that if you’re not on the edge, you’re taking up too much room.