As Halloween grows closer, supermarkets start selling shrunken candy bars.  They’re ordinary brands--Three Musketeers, Milky Way, etc.--but they’re about the size of your thumb, and they have a label slapped on them that says “Fun Size!”

Nice try, candy bar fascists, but no kid is going to be fooled by that kind of Orwellian doublespeak.  They all know that a real fun-sized candy bar would be about as big as their head.