I know this isn’t the point, but there’s something funny about the headline “Expelled U.N. Inspectors Leave North Korea.”

“What did they get you for?”

“Oh, I didn’t know the capital of Uzbekistan.”

“Man, they’re tough. I was all, ‘Look, all I need to know is how to detect fuel rods in your nuclear reactors.’ And they’re all, ‘We like our U.N. inspectors to be a just a little more well rounded than that.”