Me: So, I won’t be updating the site for a few days because I’ll be in Vegas.

You: That’s great, Greg! You seem like you work hard. You deserve a vacation!

Me: Well, actually, my company is sponsoring an HR Outsourcing conference. I’ll be there to meet and greet.

You: Oh.

Me: Yeah, so, anyway--

You: That’s kind of funny when you think about it. Most people go to Vegas to have a good time. But every person at this conference has to admit to their friends and loved ones that they got themselves involved in an industry where they would fly to Vegas in order to talk shop about HR outsourcing. What a pack of lose--

Me: (stony glare)

You: Oops. Sorry.